Neale Kelley, Staff Writer
Law, 2026
Least favorite noise: Breathing
Favorite time to take a nap: It’s physically impossible for me to nap, unfortunately
Favorite Disney sidekick: Doug from UP
Weirdest Quote: “Don’t ask for asparagus in January, and you’ll have a few more bills in your purse.” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Weirdest thing you do: Break a Kit-Kat in half, put the backs together, and eat it like that
