Law, 2026

Least favorite noise: Breathing

Favorite time to take a nap: It’s physically impossible for me to nap, unfortunately

Favorite Disney sidekick: Doug from UP

Weirdest Quote: “Don’t ask for asparagus in January, and you’ll have a few more bills in your purse.” – Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Weirdest thing you do: Break a Kit-Kat in half, put the backs together, and eat it like that